How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants. This joke is all about wordplay. "Constipation" means you can't poop. The joke asks how to stop it, and the answer is to "scare the crap outta them." See, if you scare someone, they might poop themselves. So, scaring them solves the constipation problem! I know. I'm a genius.
Takethatback
Thanks for the explanation