Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

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