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Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Big Chungus.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
A condom!
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When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.