Worst Jokes Ever
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.