Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
My name is Giselle.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Biggest balls?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.