What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Apples vs. Orphans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. This joke is about apples and orphans. See, apples get "picked" from trees, but orphans don't get "picked"—as in, chosen or adopted. It's a sad little play on words because you're probably too busy picking your nose to pick up on social cues, which is probably why nobody likes you.