Worst Jokes Ever
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
The Nazis.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored š“ so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now Iām gender fluid... great...
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.