Worst Jokes Ever
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
My dad left me, lol.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
I'm so gay.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.