Worst Jokes Ever
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.