Worst Jokes Ever
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
My bum hurts.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.