What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Fuck Jewkraine!
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.