Worst Jokes Ever
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What the fluff happened to this website?
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Your mom's hot.
I can't think of any jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup