Worst Jokes Ever
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Purple.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."