Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Knock, knock.

Moon, give me cheese.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you!

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

I have a fat ass.

So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...

You're really sexy 😉

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

What do cheetahs do when they get a test?

They cheat!!!

Like if you know someone emo.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.

Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?

Everywhere.

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.

What's the grossest mission NASA could do?

Probing Uranus.

Octopus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Social distancing.