Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!