Worst Jokes Ever
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Getting ready for gangbang.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.