Worst Jokes Ever
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Big mummy milkers...