Worst Jokes Ever
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)