Worst Jokes Ever
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Official orgasm donor.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.