I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."