Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
My dad left me, lol.
Man dies.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.