Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!