Worst Jokes Ever
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Rape is not a joke.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!