Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
My username good.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.