Worst Jokes Ever

Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?

Terra hasn't forgiven him.

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LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

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I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?

One is a tool. The other is your mom.

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

"Give me one of your rings!" 😄

Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?

My friend: What?

Me: The Suicide Squad.

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

Why did the butt let out a fart?

Answer: To wipe out humanity!

I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.