Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"