Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What the fluff happened to this website?
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.