Worst Jokes Ever
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I can't think of any jokes.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.