Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.