Worst Jokes Ever
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Test.
Your hairline.