Worst Jokes Ever
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.