Worst Jokes Ever
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂