Worst Jokes Ever
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.