Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.