I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
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Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?