Worst Jokes Ever
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!