If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Worst Jokes Ever
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!