Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!