Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.