Worst Jokes Ever
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.