Worst Jokes Ever

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

I hate wearing a mask in public.

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."