Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."