Worst Jokes Ever
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love you, you love me.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Cameron Boyce
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.