Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.