Worst Jokes Ever
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
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Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.