Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.