my grandpa has a world record for holding his breathe… hes been holding it for 6 years.

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. – Then the librarian told me to take it out.

My cock was in the book of world records… The librarian told me to take it out

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.

A stone’s throw away, in fact.

my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library

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