World Record

World Record Jokes

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

Guys put more comments in )) https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website (( we are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website and the record is 171

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. 
A stone’s throw away, in fact.