Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

What does Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass slippers.

God is fake.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Do orphans love doing crime?

'Cause they want to be wanted.

The is the no the yes yes the no the.

Balls.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?

Bunny hair.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

What do you get when a dinosaur farts?

A blast from the past!