My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? đ
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy put a chicken đ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. đ
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Whatâs a pedophileâs favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
When you think you canât fail anymore if youâre dead, then you fail at suiciding.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Whatâs the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
How are Kobeâs death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.