Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Like if you are gay.
Like if you're short.
I like Fortnite.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”