Worst Jokes Ever

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

When I mist, I miss.

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Why was the Computer late to work?

'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

Your life. That's all.

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.

It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in between 6 and 9.

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.

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