Worst Jokes Ever
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Dead.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
All of them.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.