What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Worst Jokes Ever
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.