Worst Jokes Ever
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are nuts on boys?
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.