Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?