Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
You look like a cat.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
I killed a man in '94.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.