What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
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What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I killed a man in '94.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.