Worst Jokes Ever
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️