Worst Jokes Ever

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

What should my next YT vid be about?

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.