Worst Jokes Ever

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.

The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"

He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.

Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?

A school bus full of kids.

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.

The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"

Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.

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Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

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What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

What do you call a triggered white kid?

A school shooter!