Worst Jokes Ever
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.