Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.