Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Dead.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.