Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"