Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
I put the fun in funeral.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I want your weight, not your phone number.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.