Worst Jokes Ever

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."

My wife left me and took the kids.

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

Rabbit poop is cereal.

911 what's your emergency?

Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!

Operator: What happened!?

Me: She bit the tip.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?

Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.