Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
