Worst Jokes Ever
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.