Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Pole

    • A man walks into a bar.

    Then he walks into a Pole.

    Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

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    • Teacher

    • Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.

    Me: Wow, they found the body already?

    Dad: :/

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    • Adam

    • Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

    Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

    Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

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    • Friend

    • My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

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    • Orphan

    • I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

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    • Duck

    • A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.

    The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.

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