Worst Jokes Ever
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?