Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.