Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?