Worst Jokes Ever

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.

JFK is definitely a bottom.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

-1.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

Like if I am emo.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair. 😎

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!

I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"

I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.

I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.