Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
I told my boyfriend one time when I was drunk that I like being raped. The next day, he comes over and says, "Want to have sex?" I said no. He was arrested two days later.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.