Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Like if I am emo.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.