Worst Jokes Ever
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.