Worst Jokes Ever
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Buy KFC or else.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.