Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Buy KFC or else.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.