Worst Jokes Ever
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.