Worst Jokes Ever
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Buy KFC or else.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.