Worst Jokes Ever
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.