Worst Jokes Ever
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏