Worst Jokes Ever
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims? It blows itself up!!
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?