Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.