Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
JFK is definitely a bottom.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Like if I am emo.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
