Bacteria jokes
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
found this xx
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Community talk
Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.
For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.
The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more
School bathrooms are a crucial part of the educational environment, often overlooked in discussions about improving school facilities. One argument that deserves attention is the need for school bathrooms to be cleaned twice a day. This is not just about maintaining a pleasant environment; it's about health, dignity, and respect for students. Firstly, cleanliness is next to healthiness. Schools are a breeding ground … Read more
mold on uhh yogur
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