Bacteria

Bacteria jokes

Germ

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

Infection

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Memes

Girl

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Bleach

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

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  • Yeast infection

    Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

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  • Baptism

    You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

    That's why priests invented baptism.

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  • Community

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