Bacteria jokes
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.