Bacteria

Bacteria Jokes

Germ

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

Infection

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Girl

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.