Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.