A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Worst Jokes Ever
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
