Worst Jokes Ever
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!