Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.