You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do you call a cute door?
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A