Worst Jokes Ever
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Iron jug.