Worst Jokes Ever

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

How do you call a mirror and an orphan?

Family reunion.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

You look pretty today... April Fools!

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Why did the joke die?

Because it's a meme!

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Dad?

Glizzy?

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Floor on the road?

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?