Worst Jokes Ever
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Bye!
Eschew obfuscation.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
We (DYM 25).
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Sign in sheet!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."