Worst Jokes Ever

I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt

And a person said to me:

"That must be a bit tight round the neck".

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air

what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?

"Wrap it up!"

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?

They don’t fancy bread!

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.

Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

Translation by Democrats:

"Let's fake America again."