Worst Jokes Ever
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I rate it 9/11.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I am cool.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"