Worst Jokes Ever
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Bye!
Eschew obfuscation.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!