Worst Jokes Ever
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Hey Sandy.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I bet you like men!
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
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Innit.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."