Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
"Slow and steady wins the race."