Worst Jokes Ever
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.