Worst Jokes Ever
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Imagine everyone being hoes.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Ur adopted.
My hopes and dreams.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.