Worst Jokes Ever
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?