Worst Jokes Ever
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Keep yourself safe!
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.