Worst Jokes Ever
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
"Among Us," dada.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.