Worst Jokes Ever
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What age is served for breakfast?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"