Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.