Worst Jokes Ever

I am a joke.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

"Among Us," dada.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Hi how are you?

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.