Worst Jokes Ever
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”