Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Hey, listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because the person asks an orphan if their parents are around, which is a mega-insensitive thing to ask since orphans, well, don't have parents! And you, Mr. Smarty-Pants, probably didn't even catch that, did you? I bet you still use training wheels on your bike.