Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Worst Jokes Ever
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Messi chiquito...
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.