Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...