Worst Jokes Ever
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Keep yourself safe!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!