Worst Jokes Ever
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.