Worst Jokes Ever
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
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How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.