Worst Jokes Ever
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Racism.
Iron jug.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.