Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.