Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS.

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

The Twilight fanbase.

Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?

Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.