Worst Jokes Ever
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Toes for hoes.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Bob the builder.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.