Worst Jokes Ever
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Racism.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Iron jug.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.