Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Keep yourself safe!