What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Turtle and Pedophile
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! This joke is saying that both turtles and pedophiles are slow, but in a really sick way, it's implying that pedophiles are trying to get to kids before they grow pubic hair. It's messed up. And hey, I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you should know that's wrong!
Even Better
Hare is way better than Hair