Worst Jokes Ever

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.

Let's just say Dawn got very mad.

Why was the giraffe late to work?

Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

Joker: Knock knock...

Batman: Who's there?

Joker: Not your parents!

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.

What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.

Helen Keller.

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.