Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”