Worst Jokes Ever
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"