Worst Jokes Ever
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"