Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Chode.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.