Worst Jokes Ever

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.