Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.