Worst Jokes Ever

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

Who is always looking spot on?

The cheetahs.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.

An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo

(Them) I 2 poopoo

(You) I 3 poopoo

(Them) I 4 poopoo

(You) I 5 poopoo

(Them) I 6 poopoo

(You) I 7 poopoo

(Them) I 8 poopoo

And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

Why don’t pedophiles win races?

They like to come in a little behind.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?