Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."