Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Worst Jokes Ever
W in Africa stands for water.
Hahaha!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Are there support groups for men?
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
