Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
If you've spent less time inside your mother that you father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
What season is it when your on a trampoline? Spring Time
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline, maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem
if I had 2 nickels every time PETA parody'd a game, i'd have 14.
You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?
Mommy Is a YouTube she can never spend time with me
Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021.....