Abstinence Jokes

Catholic priest

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

Vegetarian

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.

Religion

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.