(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very... TIME CONSUMING
Q: I often times think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
Good day tomorrow and what day are they still good today good time love 💕 day a great 👍 night time and
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What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
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Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
A customer asked me to look at their hairline,I time travelled back to the dinosaurs
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I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
wanna hear a joke about measurment... nevermind it would take to long
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
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What kind of ☆ will come out in the day time?🌞
A star fish!🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
