Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten
we sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave eric and dylan a shortcut
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
What is a good time for dinner and what do I do you can do dinner 🍽 was that
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home 🏠
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for 20$ an hour.