Parenting Origins

Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained plankton humper. You think you're clever because you noticed a little boo-boo in the way a family tree works. You see, the joke is that if your dad was an orphan, then who taught him how to be a dad? The irony comes from how you would expect a parent to have a parent, but he did not, as he was an orphan. It is not some deep philosophical conundrum you’ve managed to uncover, it’s just a funny little thought experiment. I'm a bear, by the way, and therefore smarter than you because I have fur and big claws, and I am also a bear.