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Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Did you know there was a record for quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
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life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake.
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
