My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
What time do babyβs get dirty? Play time
what do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
a waist of time
What time is it you spran an ankle or an arm ? Time to go to the doctor π₯Ό
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
How is this joke and the kid with cancer alike? It never gets old.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, PERIOD!
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
What time is it when youβre kids stay home π‘ from school? Say no more
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
