Thought jokes
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.