Thought jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
People generalize others too much.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.