Thought Jokes

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

(apologies if I repeated it, I thought of it this afternoon.

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my friend lives in a caravan park his parents named him money because they thought it was a type of currency

Anime is good like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts

You so skinny death and thought you were dead

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why did the twin towers fall exactly at 9/11? because the terrosists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank"

The day I saw people asking lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like : wait so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

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These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an ally. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Why do people say cheese when they are taking a photo?

Because they were using the computer and thought about it.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut turns out he was moaning

your forehead is so big that mastermind thought you were his long lost brother

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

I thought this joke was funny 😆

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess i was wrong

This boys eyerow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirl tale! XD

a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?

It was a faliure because

South Americans don’t know the word “please”

Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”

Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”

Balkans don’t know the word “give”

Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”

Africans don’t know the word “food”

Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”

and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”

Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”