Thought jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.

"I thought you quit," replied the guard.

"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!