Thought jokes

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!