Thought jokes
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.