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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
This is a joke in itself.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Five more days.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.