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What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
"Hold my beer, watch this."
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.